Your Shit's Retarded

I just watched Idiocracy and realized that the doctor's diagnosis of Not Sure was a pitch perfect simplification of the Republican ethos on liberalism:

1) You're all fucked up
(You side with terrorists and you fret about human rights all the time. Fuck you.)

2) You talk like a fag.
(You're a Volvo-drivin', latte-slurpin', New York Times readin', Northeastern liberal)

3) Your shit's retarded.
(Christ, you're a liberal. You think government is supposed to help people. Fuck you.)