A few of their favorite things

[with apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein]

Nantucket weekends and golfing and skiing
Manicures and muffins in Washington, DC
Coffee at Starbucks four mornings this spring
These are a few of their favorite things

Super Bowl parties in sunny Miami
Ritz-Calrton tripping and weekends with Disney
Free Concerts and Broadway to hear people sing
These are a few of their favorite things

Fly-fishing summers, a Montana exclusive
No one there tells them this all is abusive
Wine tasting tours with plenty of strings
These are a few of their favorite things

When the blogs bite
When the FBI stings
When they're feeling sad
They simply remember their favorite things
And then they don't feel so bad