Sunday, February 11, 2007

Your Shit's Retarded

I just watched Idiocracy and realized that the doctor's diagnosis of Not Sure was a pitch perfect simplification of the Republican ethos on liberalism:

1) You're all fucked up
(You side with terrorists and you fret about human rights all the time. Fuck you.)

2) You talk like a fag.
(You're a Volvo-drivin', latte-slurpin', New York Times readin', Northeastern liberal)

3) Your shit's retarded.
(Christ, you're a liberal. You think government is supposed to help people. Fuck you.)

2 Comments:

Anonymous hotpotatomash said...

but ur always ripping the ny times! shows that they don't know shit about you according to your interpretation of what they think of you as seen through idiocracy...i think.

12:47 AM  
Blogger theBhc said...

Yeah, I know. I think....

9:24 AM  

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