Soy-anara gonads

Bet you didn't know that eating soy will make you gay. This is the latest scientific finding over at World Nuts Daily:

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.

Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

It's all part of the vast, left-wing homosexual conspiracy: propagandize against manly, testosterone-filled red meat, get everyone all vegetarian, and then whamo! its the dawn of a new, gay world where everyone eats soy-fritters and looks fabulous.

Consult PZMeyers for further discussion of this idiocy. Not that it matters to WND-ers, of course, a community of earth-dwelling ruminants who have wrapped themselves firmly in biblical mythology, whether it is that the earth is 6,000 years old or that soy will make you gay. It is all part of a piece.