The eye of a needle
Jerry Falwell probably now knows whether his "devotion to Christ," as he liked to call his promulgation of fear and loathing in service of a corpulent, multi-million dollar existence, has any basis at all. And I'm not above imagining Falwell's appearance at the Pearly Gates, with a serious case of karmic retribution about to kick in. St. Pete is there with the big book, a dour expression greeting a rather stunned Falwell, who is thinking, "... uh oh ...."
St. Peter (voice of Lawrence Olivier): Jerry Falwell.
Falwell: Yes, sir.
St. Peter: You have gotten our message rather wrong, I'm afraid. Badly wrong. And, it seems, quite intentionally.
Falwell: What do you mean, sir?
St. Peter: Do you really think you can get away with that here?
Falwell: But, but ...
St. Peter: Jerry, please, we don't have much patience for blubbering. Good bye. I expect you know what that means.