Gonzales testimony postponed in wake of school shooting

WASHINGTON - (ATS) The Senate Judiciary Committee today postponed the scheduled April 17 testimony of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, saying that testimony in the wake of the Virginia Tech shooting would be inappropriate.

While reviewing his latest version of the truth, Gonzales was heard to say, "shooting? what shooting? Whatever it is, I was out of the loop. If documents later demonstrate that I was in the loop, then I will have no recollection."

The Attorney General's testimony is now slated for Thursday, April 19. This will allow Gonzales two extra days to prepare, during which time other versions of the truth will be rehearsed in order to see how well they hold up.