The New New Math

The Calvary Chapel Christian School in Murrieta, Ca., has decided to sue the University of California because that major university system won't give credit to some of the classes taught at the school, which appear to have an unbridled "Christian viewpoint." Wendell Bird, the lawyer for the school, says the lawsuit regards the theological content in "every major area in high school except for mathematics."

Except for mathematics? What?! This is an outrage!

How is it possible Christian fundamentalists have not figured out a way to jack a "Christian viewpoint" into mathematics? You people have got some work to do, don't you think? I suggest a special gathering of Christian think tanks to seminary to correct this flagrant oversight. It is simply unacceptable that even one subject be taught without the proper Christian viewpoint. After all, it is what Jesus would want.