Master and Commander Guy

Bored and listless after being The Decider for a few months, George Bush is thinking in new terms. Speaking about the congressional bill that set timetables for a projected withdrawal of troops, Bush decried civilians busying themselves with trying to end the war.

The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear — I’m the commander guy.

I really don't need to point out all the commanders Bush ignored until he found one who would execute his commander-guy plan. You already know about that.