The Media Fueled Insurgency

As Donald Rumsfeld continues to insist things are going swimmingly and, by god, if it weren't for the damnable media reporting the occassional bad happening and "exaggerating" it all the time, no one would be the slightest bit worried about Iraq. Well, those damnable media are at it again, stirring up shit that otherwise wouldn't even be there:

In one of the most audacious kidnappings since the American invasion, a group of about 50 people was abducted in a Baghdad raid on Wednesday by gunmen wearing the uniforms of a police paramilitary unit....

Can you believe the overt bias? Audacious. Why, how dare they use so laden a word?

Please, media, stop the senseless violence!