Get your freak on with Father Ted

ABC is really on a right wing role today. Now, we're being told, by none other than Ted Haggard, that "evangelicals have the best sex life of any group."

I'm guessing this is meant to be funny. Oh wait, it is funny:

Most people think of evangelicals as being these holy roller, Jesus freaks, and Ted wasn't like that.

No. He wasn't.

Can I tell you how awesome evangelical doped-up gay sex can be?
Lets' just say, Whew!